Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v West Brom score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will claim all point three as Hark Muse’s Potties host my beloved Buggies at the Britannica?

Stoke are usually slow starters under Muse but this is the most horribubble start yet – they’re letting in goals centre, left and right!

What happened to the nice, tight backside they had under Pony Tulips, eh?

Suffix it to say, Tulips is now boss of my beloved Boggies and he hit back at his own doubtfires with a 4-2 win over West Ham.

It was good to see Gnasher Chudli running rumpunt in that game – I’ve always rated the lad and he could prove a prude edition.

I forssell a tight and nervy ink counter ending in a draw.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Saturday September 24th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 1-1 West Brom
Goals apriest for Bony Wilf and Dawson's Craig.