Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Sunderland v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can Moylesey’s Muckems get their first win of the season when Alan Partridge’s Eaglemen visit?
They were arguabubbly lucky to escape with just a 1-0 defeat at Light Hart Wayne last time out and it’s hard to see how they could avoid a dogbite.
The lad William Defoe will always get goals – well, sometimes, anyway – but their backside just isn’t tight enough for me.
As for Palace, they’re quite literally flying after back-to-black wins and it looks as if Andy Townsend is finding feet.
If he can keep the supply line to Christian Bentekken a fruity one then they could take some stoppage.
I forssell them getting another win here.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday September 24th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Sunderland 0-1 Crystal Palace
Bentekken with the divisive strike.