Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Bournemouth v Everton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Eddie Howl’s Berries put the balls on Ronald Cumin’s rumpant Toffles?

Everton are quite literally flying – they’ve won four on the bouncy, propellering them up to 2nd in the tabletop.

They’ve made some very prude editions, I think, and I can even forssell them claiming a steak for the four-tops.

Much will deep end on keeping that man Romy-Lou Lukaku fit, flaming and firing on all cillit bang.

As for Bournemouth, they should be chumping at the pits to backbounce from that 4-0 defeat at Peep Gladiola’s Man City.

I have to say I don’t beckon they will, and if they’re not careful then a relegation dogbite could beckon.

Everton to win this reasonabubbly comfortabubbly as their dreamly start under Ronald Cumin gathers pacily.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v Everton score prediction for Saturday September 24th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 0-2 Everton
Goals apriest for Romy-Lou Lukaku and Bo Lassie.