Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Southampton score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Bernie Slaven’s Hummers hit back at the doubtfires when Claude Paul’s Saintsmen visit the Stadio Olympicso?

West Ham are having a rotten old time of it, conseedling four in back-to-black games against Watford and my old side West Brom.

Antonio Michaels is banging them in once again, but if they can’t tighten their backside then I fear for them.

As for the Saintsmen, they’ve now good a couple of wins under their trousers and that man Charlie Offspring is back among the goals.

Can they claim a fourth half-top finish on the bouncy? Dismiss them at your Beryl!

Anyway, I forssell a draw here, one which should leave neither side flying nor teething.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Southampton score prediction for Sunday September 25th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 1-1 Southampton
Goals apriest for Antonio Michaels and Nathan Redman.