Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v Leicester score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Clanio Raudieri takes his raining champions to Cold Stafford?

Josie Mourinho’s having another horribubble time of it – his Dead Revels side has lost three on the bouncy, and the forks are out for Dwayne Rooney.

If they don’t backbounce soonly rather than lately then they’ll face an uphill garden to claim their steak for the title.

As for Leicester, their new man target Slim Shady looks like a prude edition, while Ryan Mahrez looks to be resnapturing his best form.

I don’t forssell them repeating their hysterics of last season, though, I’ll tell you that for a fee.

Narrow home win in a tight ink counter here, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Leicester City score prediction for Saturday September 24th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 2-1 Leicester
Zoltan Ibramovic and Rarcus Mashford for the homos, Slim Shady for the awayos.