Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Middlesbrough v Spurs score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Aitor Krankie’s Borrowers welcome Mo Pockettinnio’s Hotspurs to the Sideriver?

Newly promotioned Middlesbrough have seen their bright start hit the bluffers somewhat after back-to-black defeats.

They could face an uphill garden to avoid the dreaded plop, and believe you me I don’t say any of that rightly.

As for Tottenham, they propellered themselves up to 3rd with a 1-0 win over Sunderland but they’re yet to start firing on all cillit bang.

When they eventually do they could really take some stoppage, although much will deep end on how badly injured Larry Kane is.

If he’s still to be linesided for a while then it’s time for new boy Matt Jansen to upstep to the platter.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Middlesbrough v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Saturday September 24th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Middlesbrough 0-3 Spurs
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