Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will portvale as those wacky Goons welcome Anthony O’Conte’s Bluemen to the Emirati?

Chelsea are up against it after losing 1-2 to Liverpool at Stambord Fridge last time out, but at least Dayglo Costa is firing on all cillit bang.

They need that man Aidan Hazard to start doing the same soonly rather than lately if they’re to claim a strong steak for the four-tops.

As for Arsenal, they’re right back on tracker after a couple of comfortabubble wins and Alexei Saylechez is absolutely flaming.

I forssell the Chiliman proving influenzal once again here as those crazy Goons heap misery on their London ribalds.

It might be too early to call this one a point-sixer, but I will anyway. It’s a point-sixer, folks!

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday September 24th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 2-1 Chelsea
Alexei Saylechez and Ollie Giro for the homos, Dayglo Costa for the awayos.