Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Burnley v Watford score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as Shane Dyke’s Clarences welcome Walt Materazzi’s Hornettos to Murf’s Tor?
One Megnificent win against Liverpool notstandwithing, Burnley’s rocky start should have them looking downly rather than uply.
A grim struggle against the dreaded plop appears to be inevitabuble, especially if Andy Gray gets suspendered for being horribubble.
On the other arm, Watford are quite literally flying after back-to-black wins against West Ham and Man Utd – and that man Capienne Etoue still can’t stop scoring!
If they can get that man Iggy Halo firing on all cillit bang then they could claim a strong steak for a half-top finish.
I have to say, I forssell them getting a third win on the bouncy.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v Watford score prediction for Monday September 26th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Burnley 2-3 Watford
Bram Stokes and Boyd George for the homos, Iggy Halo, Capienne Etoue and Roy Deeney for the awayos.