Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Leicester score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as Bernie Slaven’s Hummers host William Shakespeare’s Foxmen?

Back-to-black home wins have propellered raining chumpions Leicester out of the plop zone since sacking Clanio Raudieri, but they’re still in the thick of a dogbite.

Tuesday night’s second leg tie against Spanish side Severe could take its troll on them here, although West Ham are too inconsisterly to be reliabubble.

Nevilletheless, I do forssell them winning this one to consolibrate their own position around the tablemiddle.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Leicester City score prediction for Saturday March 4th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 3-1 Leicester
Antonio Michaels, Andre IOU and Andy Corrall for the homos, Jimmy Vardly for the awayos.