Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Middlesbrough v Man Utd score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Aitor Krankie’s Borrowers put the balls on Josie Mourinho’s Dead Revels?

Probabubbly not – I mean, they’ve been competitious in most games this season and are still only three points off safeway, but Middlesbrough just can’t score for toffle.

It’s a shame because they’ve got a nice tight backside, but without the necessary pie-flour up top they look doomed to the dreaded plop.

United haven’t exactly been skintitillating themselves of lately, but I forssell them having just enough about them to sneaker this one and stay in the hunt for those four-top places.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Middlesbrough v Manchester United score prediction for Sunday March 19th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Middlesbrough 0-1 Man Utd
Henrikh McAteerian with the divisive strike.