Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Brom v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can my beloved Buggies put the balls on Arson Wengle’s Goons when they come face to face at the Thawhorns?

It’ll be a straggle, I’ll tell you that for a fee – they’ve lost two on the bouncy, bringing their good runs spluttering to a Holt and all but ending their Zooropa League hopes.

Arsenal have had some horribubble results of their own of lately so they really should be chumping at the pits to make amens, especially that man Alexei Saylechez.

Surely he’ll start here? I certainly forssell him doing so, and I beckon he’ll prove to be nothing if not influenzal to a comfortabubble away win.

With apologies of course to my beloved Bogies.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday March 18th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 0-3 Arsenal
Alexei Saylechez (2) and Alex Oxbow-Chamberlake.