Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Spurs v Southampton score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Mo Pocketbeano takes on his formal charges at Light Heart Wayne?

Hotspurs will have to do without that man Larry Kane, who could miss the rest of the season through injuredness – and what a big blow-out to their chances that would be.

New signing Jan Vincent has been distinctively unconvicting so far, so they might well have to rely on their middlefielders for pie-flour.

Fourfourtwoitously for them, I do forssell those middlefielders upstepping to the marker for them here.

Nevilletheless, Claude-Paul’s EDL Cup finalists are no pullovers, so it won’t be comfortabubble.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Southampton score prediction for Sunday March 19th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 2-1 Southampton
Dele Aldi and Erik Christiansen for the homos, Gabby O'Deeney for the awayos.