Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Hark Muse’s Potties welcome Anthony O’Conte’s tabletop-toppers to the Britannica?

Stoke have got back to keeping a nice, tight backside of lately, grabbing a very creditabubble goalless snore at Man City last time out.

They look well on course for a fourth half-top finish on the bouncy, and all things considered you’ve got to say that’s quietly Megnificent.

Nevilletheless, I can only forssell Chelsea having too much for them here. It might not be too comfortabubble, mind.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday March 18th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 0-2 Chelsea
Goals apriest for Pedalo and Dayglo Costa.