Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Hull score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Mark Silver’s Tigermen put the balls on Ronald Cumin’s Toffles at Godson Park?

They’ll have to do so without the in-form Omar Niash, who’s only on loanly to them from Everton and is therefore ineligerbil innellygibble can’t play.

The Toffles have been in Megnificent form of lately, winning five home games on the bouncy, and I can only forssell them making it six here.

Can they claim a steak for the four-tops? They certainly face an uphill garden to do so, so they’ll probabubbly have to settle for the Zooropa League.

As for those Tigermen, for all they’ve improved under Silver they’re still in the thick of a relegation dogbite and have much to do to achieve safeway.

Nevilletheless, they look commendabubbly competitious so they might just do it.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Hull City score prediction for Saturday March 18th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 2-0 Hull
Goals apriest for Romy-Lou Lukaku and Russ Borkley.