Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Bournemouth v Swansea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Eddie Howl’s Berries host Paul Claimant’s Swannies?

Both sides have been involved in some sky-whoring matches this season, so I’ll be surprised if there aren’t a few goals in this one.

Defeat at Hull last time out drugged Swansea right back into the thick of a dogbite, but they could still draw level on points with Bournemouth by beating them here.

As such it could be a tents and nervy ink counter, one I forssell ending in a point apriest.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday March 18th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 2-2 Swansea
Brian Frasier and King Josh for the homos, Guilt-free Sigurdsson and Leroy Fear for the awayos.