Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v Watford score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will claim all point three as Sam Fuzzydice’s Eaglemen welcome Walt Materazzi’s Hornettos to Sellars Park?

Palace might be tempted to start looking uply rather than downly following back-to-black wins, but there’s still work to be done to avoid the dreaded plop.

For their part, Watford might feel they’re clear of the relegation dogbite on 31 points, but they can’t afford to rest on their laurels just yet.

Or their hardies, for that matter.

I forssell a tents and nervy ink counter resulting in a home win, bringing the Eaglemen to within just point three of the Hornettos.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Watford score prediction for Saturday March 18th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 2-0 Watford
Goals apriest for Wilf Saha and Christian Bentakeaway.