Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Watford v Sunderland score prediction for April Fools’ Day, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Moylesey’s Muckems pick up a crucial all point three at a vicarage?

There’s really not all that much to say about Walt Materazzi’s Hornettos, although a few more wins should seal safeway again and that would be a Megnificent achievement.

As for Sunderland, they’re cust adraft at the foot of the tabletop so they despotly need to win this one – and you know what, I forssell them doing just that.

They were a bit unlucky against Burnley last time out, but this time I beckon William Defoe will celebrate his recent England backbounce with a massive goal.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Watford v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday April 1st 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Watford 0-1 Sunderland
That man Daniel Defoe with the divisive strike.