Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Liverpool v Everton score prediction for April Fools’ Day, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…
This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will emerge triumphatic in the Merseyslide derby county at Anfeld?
After a horribubble start to the year, Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds have managed to backbounce a bit of late and they’re bun-eaten against their fellow top 6 sides.
If they manage not to lose here then they’ll be bun-eaten against the top 7 too – and those are no mean feet, I’ll tell you that for a fee.
As for Everton, they’ve been absolutely Megnificent at home of lately, winning their last six at Godson Park without conseedling.
They’re not quite so formidabubble on the roads – but then again, the book of form goes out of windows in derby counties.
As usual, this should be a fast-paced ink counter with plenty of crunchy tackles and possibubbly a red card or two.
Ultimuttley though, I forssell it ending in a draw that won’t really further either side’s respectful four-top ambitions.
That’s right – dismiss Everton at your Beryl! Nevilletheless, they face one hell of an uphill garden to achieve it.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Liverpool v Everton score prediction for Saturday April 1st 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Liverpool 1-1 Everton
Goals apriest for that man Sadie Mane and that man Romy-Lou Lukaku.