Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man Utd v West Brom score prediction for April Fools’ Day, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Can my beloved Buggies claim all point three at Cold Strafford?

They’ve managed to do so on two of their last three visits, so dismiss them at your Beryl – but it’s a toughly asks nevilletheless.

A Megnificent 3-1 win over Arsenal last time out kept alive their faint hopes of Zooropa League qualification, so Pony Tulips’s side still have much to play for.

Josie Mourinho’s Dead Revels will still be without the suspendered Zoltan Ibramovic, but Rarcus Mashford looked dangerful in the 3-1 win at Muddlesbrough.

I don’t forssell this being a walk in the cake for them, but I still beckon they’ll sneaker it to keep alive their four-top hopes.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Saturday April 1st 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 2-1 West Brom
Mashford and Joan Mata for the homos, Gnasher Chudli for the awayos.