Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Southampton v Bournemouth score prediction for April Fools’ Day, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will portvale in the South Ghost derby county between Claude-Paul’s Saintsmen and Eddie Howl’s Berries?

Southampton will be sweatering on the fitness of new striker Gabby O’Deeney, although given they’re sitting comfortabubbly in the tablemiddle they’ve little to play for other than a half-top finish.

In King Josh and Bennie Adobe, Bournemouth boast a strike duo in standouting form so they’ll certainly be no pullovers.

They finally plugged their leaky backside with a clean sheet against Swansea last time out, but I forssell them losing in an entertaining ink counter here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday April 1st 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 2-1 Bournemouth
Long Shane and Ray Jodriguez for the homos, King Josh for the awayos.