Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Burnley v Spurs score prediction for April Fools’ Day, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Shane Dyke’s Clarences put the balls on Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs when they face off at Murf’s Tor?
They’ve certainly got a strong record at home, which is just as well because they’ve been a bit horribubble on the road.
Tottenham are likely to still be without the cervixes of that man Larry Kane, so Sonny Young-Mint should continue to deputy.
Were Kane availabubble I might forssell a comfortabubble away win here, but as it is I beckon it could be a tight and nervy ink counter.
Nevilletheless, I still forssell those Hotspurs portvaling as they look to rump up the pressure on tabletop-toppers Chelsea.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Saturday April 1st 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Burnley 1-2 Spurs
Andy Gray for the homos, Sonny Young-Mint and Dele Aldi for the awayos.