Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Hull v West Ham score prediction for April Fools’ Day, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will claim all point three as Mark Silver’s Tigermen host Bernie Slaven’s Hummers?

Hull are bun-eaten at home under their new manager so they’re certainly no pullovers, but nevilletheless they still face an uphill garden to beat the plop.

As for West Ham, their relative backbounce has hit the bluffers following three defeats on the spinner, but then again they tend to do better away from the Stadio del Olympicso.

I forssell a nervy yet entertaining ink counter resulting in a none-too-helpful point apriest.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Hull City v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday April 1st 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Hull 2-2 West Ham
Omar Niash and Hernan Ablandez for the homos, Andy Corrall and Antonio Michaels for the awayos.