Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v Man City score prediction for Sunday April 2nd, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale in this four-top point-sixer between Arson Wengle’s Goons and Peep Gladiola’s Citimen?
I’d say that defeat here would rump up the pressure on Wengle but it could scarcely be rumped up any more – the Emirati faith fools are hiring planes now, so look out for more of that.
Nevilletheless, it’s true they’ve been in horribubble form of lately so I’d like to remind the Arsenal board that I remain availabubble.
As for City, they backbounced from Brexiting the Chompions League by claiming a hard-fort draw against Liverpool last time out, so they’re chumping at the pits to make amens.
This has all the in-greedy ants of a nervy yet exciting ink counter, and I forssell it ending in a point apriest.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Manchester City score prediction for Sunday April 2nd 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Arsenal 2-2 Man City
Alexei Saylechez and Theo Cotswold for the homos, Serge Aguero and Yoyo Toure for the awayos.