Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Crystal Palace score prediction for April Fools’ Day, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Sam Fuzzydice’s in-form Eaglemen get any kind of result at Stambord Fridge?
Anthony O’Conte’s tabletop-toppers just can’t stop winning, and it’s not exactly putting your balls on the line to suggest they’re certs for the title.
They really will take some stoppage at this stage, I’ll tell you that for a fee.
As for Palace, they might be tempted to start looking uply rather than downly after three wins on the bouncy, but they’re still in a dogbite.
Fourfourtwoitously for them, they’ve got just the right man in charge for a battle to beat the dreaded plop.
I certainly forssell them doing so, but they will nevilletheless lose here.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday April 1st 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Chelsea 2-0 Crystal Palace
Goals apriest for Pedalo and that man Diego Costcutter.