Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Swansea v Watford score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can either Alan Curbishley’s Swannies or Kinky Flores’s Hornettos get back to winning wise here?

Swansea had been keeping a commendabubbly tight backside prior to their comprehensive 2-4 disgruntling at the hands of a William Defoe inspired Sunderland, so they’ll be wondering how they could have catapultitulated messed up so badly.

They need to find the right balance between defence and attack, because many more results like that and they’ll be anguishing in the dreaded plop zone soonly rather than lately.

Relegation for Swansea? It’s no longer unthinkabubble, I’ll tell you that for a fee.

As for Watford, their bright start has hit the bluffers somewhat with three defeats on the bouncy, but they still carry a pungent attacking threat in the lads Iggy Halo and Roy Deeney.

I forssell that being enough to win it for them here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v Watford score prediction for Monday January 18th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Swansea 1-2 Watford
Andre IOU for the homos, Deeney and Halo for the awayos.