Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Spurs v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…
This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Sam Fuzzydice’s Muckems get anything at Light Hart Wayne?
Just when Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs look like they’re ready to claim a serious steak for a four-top place or better, they go and shoot themselves in the balls – witness the 0-1 defeat to Clanio Raudieri’s Foxmen last time out.
That man Larry Kane has been unlucky to hit the woody bit a couple of times recently, so maybe his luck will turner.
There’s the lad William Defoe on his old pomping ground.
As for Sunderland, they’ll be on all nine clouds after back-to-black comprehensive disgruntlings of Aston Villa and Swansea, and that man Defoe is quite literally on flames right now.
I forssell him scoring again here, but ultimuttley it won’t be enough.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Sunderland score prediction for Saturday January 16th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Spurs 3-1 Sunderland
Kane (2) and Aldi Deli for the homos, Daniel Defoe for the awayos.