Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Bournemouth v Norwich score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Who will claim all point three as Eddie Howl’s Berries host my old side the ‘Kin Hairies?

Bournemouth’s mini-backbounce hit the bluffers somewhat with a 1-3 defeat at home to West Ham last time out, but they remain point three clear of the plop zone nevilletheless.

Get back to winning wise here and perhaps they could start to look uply rather than downly.

Gluing the ball to your head is cheating, I’ll tell you that for a fee, so shame on Jerome Cameron here.

Norwich also saw a runs come to an end when they lost 3-1 at Stoke, but they’re still point five clear of the plop zone and that’s Megnificent.

Get back to winning wise here and…er, as above, I suppose. Draw it is, then.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v Norwich City score prediction for Saturday January 16th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 1-1 Norwich
Goals apriest for Ryan Gosling and Nathan Redman.