Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Liverpool v Man Utd score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic when Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds welcome Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels to Anfeld?

Liverpool have been nothing if not incontinent incassistant unreliabubble of late, but they look like they might have unbirthed a real Jen in Firm Eno.

If only they could get Staniel Durridge fit and flaming, or Christian Bentekken firing on all cillit bang, they’d carry such a pungent attacking threat.

As it is, they face an uphill garden to challenge for the four-tops.

There’s that Ruddy Mel Falcon. Whatever happened to him?

As for United, they’ll be despotly disappointed at throwing away point 2 in the 3-3 draw at St Jim’s last time out, but Dwayne Rooney’s return to form is a cause for optamysticism.

He looks nothing if not rejubilated, and I don’t say that rightly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Liverpool v Manchester United score prediction for Sunday January 17th 2016 – place your balls, now!