Be amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Chelsea v Everton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own expert opinion…

Now that’s what I call a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Gus Hoodwink’s raining chumpions welcome Martino Robertez’s Toffles to Stambord Fridge?

Chelsea had for all the world appeared to be backbouncing until the disappointing 2-2 draw at home to my old side West Blom, so what now for this season’s surprise packaging?

Yes, I know the surprise packaging is usually a small club what’s flying high, but why can’t it work verse visa? After all, Chelsea’s packaging is equally surprising, is it not?

Touching scenes, there.

As for Everton, they held out for a creditabubble 0-0 draw at Man City last time out, but they should nevilletheless have conceded a gasp-last penalty when Stony John brought down Randy Starling.

Luke Kaku will be keen to silence the doubtfires on his old pomping ground, and I have to say I forssell him doing just that.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Everton score prediction for Saturday January 16th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 1-2 Everton
Dayglo Costa for the homos, Phil Juggyelka and Luke Kaku for the awayos.