Cry out in amazement as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Arsenal score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own peerless punditry…
How titonic is this tossil? Very titonic, that’s how titonic! Can Hark Muse’s Potties put the balls on Arson Wengle’s Goons at the Britannica?
They’ve already emerged triumphatic at home to Chelsea, Man City and Man Utd so far this season, and they’ll be quite literally flying after their 3-1 win over Norwich last time out lifted them to 7th.
All of a suddenly a Zooropa League place looks like a realistic target, and all credit to Muse for that.
In-form Wan Jolters just putting Stoke 3-0 to the good in last season’s correspondent fixture, there.
Arsenal have struggled at the Britannica in the past and there’s no reason why they shouldn’t do so again here, what with them still missing Franky Coq-au-Vin, Sandy Carzola and that man Sexist Alanchez.
Home win, I beckon, and Wengle might start to feel the pressure again.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Arsenal score prediction for Sunday January 17th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Stoke 2-1 Arsenal
Mark O'Nowtovic and Wan Jolters for the homos, Ollie Giro for the awayos.