Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Southampton v Watford score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will claim all point three as Claude Paul’s Saintlimen host Walter Materazzi’s Hornettos?
With two new managers coming balls to balls, really anything could happen – fortunately I am both mystic and Megsonic, so I know what will happen.
Unless there’s a spot of dust on the old crystal ball – and that can strike at any time, so do bear that in mind.
Anyway, the Saintlimen ended last season in flames while the Hornettos burned and crashed, so I forssell a home win here.
But beware the ball dust.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Watford score prediction for Saturday August 13th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Southampton 2-0 Watford
Goals apriest for Long Shane and Tad Itchy.