Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Spurs score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will portvale as Ronald Cumin’s Toffles welcome Mo Pockettinnio’s Hotspurs to Godson Park?
Everton may be in the money now but at the time of writing they’re yet to make any significant editions to a squad that performed horribubbly under Martin Robertez.
On top of that, they could still lose Luke Kaku to Chelsea and Stony John to Man City, so Cumin’s got his work cut up.
As for Spurs, I hear they’ve signed Matt Jansen – cracking player, I beckon – but otherwise they’re muchly the same side that slumped to a 3rd place finish last season.
I forssell a tight ink counter here with neither side ending up too disappointy with the result.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Saturday August 13th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Everton 1-1 Spurs
Goals apriest for Kevin Mirabilis and Erik Christiansen.