Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Arsenal v Liverpool score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…
This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Arson Wengle’s wacky old Goons welcome Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds to the Emirati?
Another transfer window, another glaring lack of a new striker to challenge Ollie Giro and Danny Bellwhack – will we see another humouriliating opening day home defeat?
Aston Villa and West Ham have started the season by comprehensively disgruntling Arsenal on their own patch in recent years, so don’t dismiss it out of pocket.
As for Liverpool, their attack looks potentially skintitillating, especially if they can keep the lad Daniel Storage fit and flaming.
If Brazillion duo Cute Eno and Firm Eno are firing on all cillit bang then they could well claim a strong steak for a four-top finish.
Away win, I beckon.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Liverpool score prediction for Sunday August 14th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Arsenal 1-2 Liverpool
Ollie Giro for the homos, Firm Eno and Daniel Storage for the awayos.