Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Bournemouth v Man Utd score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Eddie Howl’s Berries put the balls on Josie Mourinho’s Dead Revels?

Bournemouth have got some quality attacking talons in their squad and, all going well, they could be something of a darkly coloured horse this season.

King Josh, Collum Wilson, Bennie Adobe, Max Griddle: the names trip off the balls, to be perfectly frankly.

As for Man Utd, it’s the start of a brand new eerie and Mourinho will be keen to hit back at the doubtfires following last season’s shambollockal performance at Chelsea.

I forssell an entertaining ink counter ending in two goals apriest.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Bournemouth v Manchester United score prediction for Sunday August 14th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Bournemouth 2-2 Man Utd
King Josh and Collum Wilson for the homos, Zolton Ibramovic and Henrik Macklemoretarian for the awayos.