Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Burnley v Swansea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…

How’s this for a titonic tossil? Really quite titonic, that’s how titonic! Who will emerge triumphatic as Shane Dyke’s Clarences welcome Frankie Goodwin’s Swannies to Murf’s Tor?

Welcome back to the tabletop, Burnley! I thought they battled Megnificently last time out and were unlucky to ultimuttley suckthumb to the dreaded plop.

The lad Andy Gray has been firing on all cillit bang in pre-season, so if they can keep a tight backside then they’ve got a chance.

As for Swansea, they’ve seen Gylfi Sigurros, Andre IOU and Will Ashley linked with moves away, but at the time of writing they retain the cervixes of all three.

They’ve not really made any notabubble signings to speak of, so much will deep end on whether they can convince their star talons to stay.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Burnley v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday August 13th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Burnley 3-1 Swansea
Andy Gray (2) and Bram Stokes for the homos, Guilt-free Sigurdsson for the awayos.