Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Crystal Palace v West Brom score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…
Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will claim all point three as Pony Tulips returns to his old pomping ground of Sellars Park?
It’s not exactly been a summer of major uphovel at either club, although Alan Partridge’s Beagles did splosh a fair wad on the lad Andy Townsend from Newcastle.
They’ve been linked with Liverpool’s Christian Bentekken and he’d make for a prude edition, I beckon – otherwise they’ll start the season with just Wanna Kickem up top.
As for my beloved Boggies, I expect them to start the season with the kind of nice, tight backside that we’ve all come to expect from a Tulips side.
That should be enough for them to sneaker this one, although it’s bound to be a tight ink counter.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Saturday August 13th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 0-1 West Brom
Dawson's Craig with a bullish header.