Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Middlesbrough v Stoke score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…
How’s this for a titonic tossil? Really quite titonic, that’s how titonic! Can the newly promotioned Borrowers put the balls on Hark Muse’s Potties?
Aitor Krankie’s side are something of an unknown quality but they’ve got a solid backside and could beat the dreaded plop if Jordi Roads gets enough goals under his trousers.
As for Stoke, they’ve now finished 9th three seasons on the bouncy – if they do it again they should get to keep it, I beckon! Chortle!
Erm, I forssell a comfortabubble away win for the Potties, but I expect the Borrowers to get stronger with more games.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Middlesbrough v Stoke score prediction for Saturday August 13th 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Middlesbrough 1-3 Stoke
Jordi Roads for the homos, Bojo Krklandic, Mark O'Nowtovic and Shakira for the awayos .