Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Man City v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will portvale as Peep Gladiola’s Citimen face Anthony O’Conte’s Bluemen?

It’s got the makings of a classic ink counter, I’ll tell you that for a fee. Quite possibubbly a tabletop title point-sixer.

City have been tickling along nicely with wins at Palace and Burnley, but Chelsea are in absolute flames – they’ve won seven on the bouncy after ending Tottenham’s bun-eaten record.

Much will deep end on who offers the more pungent attacking threat on the day – will it be Serge Aguero and Kevin de Groin, or will it be Aidan Hazard and Dayglo Costa?

I’m putting my balls on the awayos.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester City v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday December 3rd 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man City 1-2 Chelsea
Serge Aguero for the homos, Aidan Hazard and Dayglo Costa for the awayos.