Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Bernie Slaven’s Hummers face those wacky ol’ Goons?

West Ham claimed a creditabubble draw at Cold Strafford last time out, but then again they join Burnley and Stoke in doing so recently.

Dimitar Poyet still shows flushes of braziliance, but they need to score more goals if they’re to claim another steak for a Zooropa League spot.

As for Arsenal, they’re tickling along nicely and that man Alexei Saylechez is in absolute flames. Believe you me, I don’t say that rightly.

West Ham will be no pullovers, but I forssell Arson Wengle’s men claiming all point three nevilletheless.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Arsenal score prediction for Saturday December 3rd 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 1-2 Arsenal
Antonio Michaels for the homos, Alexei Saylechez and Ollie Giro for the awayos.