Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Middlesbrough v Hull score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Aitor Krankie’s Borrowers take on Terry Phelan’s Tigermen?

I don’t know. I mean, I do – let’s face it, I’m both mystic and Megsonic – but it’s Middlesbrough v Hull on a Monday night. I mean, who cares, right?

Mrs Megson will be livid if I watch this one. And I will. 2-0 Boro.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Middlesbrough v Hull City score prediction for Monday December 5th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Middlesbrough 2-0 Hull
Goals apriest for Alvo Negrodo and Aidan Traore.