Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Spurs v Swansea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…
It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Brad Bobley’s Swannies get a result at Light Hart Wayne?
Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs lost their bun-eaten record at Stambord Fridge last time out, but they’ve got that man Larry Kane back from injuredness so they shouldn’t struggle for goals.
Swansea did Megnificently to draw at Everton in their previous away game, but there will still be concerns about the tightness of their backside in the wake of the 5-4 win over Crystal Palace.
To be perfectly frankly, if Tottenham show up here they could comprehensively disgruntle the Swannies. Slams to the laughter? They just might be.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday December 3rd 2016 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Spurs 4-1 Swansea
Barry Kane (2), Erik Christiansen and Dele Aldi for the homos, Gylfi Sigurros for the awayos.