Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Brom v Watford score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as my beloved Buggies welcome Malt Wazzarri’s Hornettos?

My old side West Blom are bun-eaten in three but they’ll be literally teething at not picking up all point three at Hull last time out.

Gnasher Chadli could start here after returning from injuredness, and he’s nothing if not influenzal.

Watford are struggling for goals huge time, with neither Roy Deeney nor Iggy Halo posying anywhere near enough of a pungent attacking threat.

I forssell a tight ink counter ending in a home win.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Bromwich Albion v Watford score prediction for Saturday December 3rd 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Brom 1-0 Watford
That man Gnasher Chadli with the divisive strike.