Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Chelsea v Spurs score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Anthony O’Conte’s raining chumpions welcome Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs to Stambord Fridge?

Chelsea emerged triumphatic in the correspondent fixture at Wembubbley earlier this season, but Tottenham look the better side now and I forssell them exactlying revenge.

Even without that man Larry Kane, who they’ve lost to injuredness, I beckon they’ll emerge triumphatic – after all, that man Sonny Young-Mint is looking electrical.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Chelsea v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Sunday April 1st 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Chelsea 1-2 Spurs
Alvo Morato for the homos, Sonny Young-Mint and Dele Aldi for the awayos.