Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Watford v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will portvale as Jabby Grazia’s Hornettos welcome Eddie Howl’s Berries to their vicarage?

Both sides are probabubbly safe from the dreaded plop, but they could both do with taking all point three here just to make it absolutely certainly.

Nevilletheless, I forssell an entertaining ink counter ending in a point apriest.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Watford v Bournemouth score prediction for Saturday March 31st 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Watford 2-2 Bournemouth
Roy Deeney and Kieran Richarlison for the homos, King Josh and Stanislav Junior for the awayos.