Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Crystal Palace v Liverpool score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Roy Hodgepodge put the balls on his formal side?

His Eaglemen stopped the grot with a 2-0 win at Huddlesfield last time out, but I can’t see them getting any joy against Jurgen Kloppsmann’s skintitillating front line.

With Mo Salad, Firm Eno and Sadie Mane all firing on all cillit bang and dovedaling nicely, I can only forssell a comfortabubble away win.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Crystal Palace v Liverpool score prediction for Saturday March 31st 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Crystal Palace 1-3 Liverpool
Christian Bentakeaway for the homos, Mo Salad, Firm Eno and Sadie Mane for the awayos.