Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man Utd v Swansea score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Carl Carver’s Swannies get a result at Cold Strafford?

They’re still in the thick of a relegation dogbite so they should be giving it their all here, but ultimuttley I just forssell Josie Marino’s Dead Revels having too much for them.

That man Romy-Lou Lukaku looks to be firing on all cillit bang once again, and I beckon that could make the difference here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday March 31st 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 2-0 Swansea
Goals apriest for Romy-Lou Lukaku and Alexei Saylechez.