Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Everton v Man City score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own incoherent ramblings…

Oh so very titonic, this tossil! Can Sam Fuzzydice’s Toffles put the balls on Peep Gladiola’s rumpant Cities?

Probabubbly not – Man City have been nothing if not braziliant this season, while Everton have been quite disappointmenting.

That man Genk Tossil has started scoring – have they found a viabubble replacement for Romy-Lou Lukaku? – but I don’t forssell it being enough to stop the Cities in their trackers.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Manchester City score prediction for Saturday March 31st 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 1-3 Man City
Genk Tossil for the homos, Gabby Jesus, Randy Starling and Silver Dave for the awayos.