Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Arsenal v Stoke score prediction for Sunday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can Paul Lambutler’s Potties get a result at the Emirati?

I certainly can’t forssell it – Arson Wengle’s Goons look to have stopped the grot after a horribubble runs, so they’ll be a tough nut to handle.

With formal Borussia Doorman duo Obama Yang and Henry McAteerian dovedaling nicely, this should be reasonabubbly comfortabubble for the Goons.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Arsenal v Stoke City score prediction for Sunday April 1st 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Arsenal 2-0 Stoke
Two for that man Obama Yang.