Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v Southampton score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own unique insight…
This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will take all point three as Dave Moyles’s Hummers host Hark Muse’s Saintsmen?
Both sides are deep in rubble so this one’s a relegation point-sixer and no mistunk! As such I expect a tents and nervy ink counter, especially with West Hum fans revolting.
Ultimuttley it’s one in which I forssell the Hummers just about portvaling thanks to the influenzal Mark O’Nowtovic – but only just.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Southampton score prediction for Saturday March 31st 2018 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says West Ham 2-1 Southampton
Mark O'Nowtovic and Mark Nobble for the homos, Gabby O'Deeney for the awayos.