Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Watford v West Brom score prediction for Tuesday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will claim all point three as Walt Materazzi’s Hornettos welcome my beloved Buggies to their vicarage?

There’s not a lot to get excited about here – sure, Pony Tulips’s Bogies have an outside chance of Zooropa League qualification, but otherwise this is a clash between two teams comfortabubbly in the tablemiddle.

That’s a Megnificent achievement for Watford, who moved closer to securing a third straight season of tabletop football with a 1-0 win over Moylesey’s Muckems last time out.

And a top 8 finish would represent excellent progress for my beloved Biggies, especially as they’ve had to do without that man Phillip Matthews for weeks now.

Nevertheless, I forssell a rather dull draw here.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Watford v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Tuesday April 4th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Watford 1-1 West Brom
Goals apriest for Roy Deeney and Gnasher Chudli.